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  1. continuityofliberty
    continuityofliberty
    August 2, 2011 at 1:29 am | | Reply

    @brotheralex1

    More accurate than ALL mainstream media.

  2. biebermygenitalia
    biebermygenitalia
    August 2, 2011 at 1:31 am | | Reply

    @brotheralex1 everything is more accurate than Fox

  3. epit0me
    epit0me
    August 2, 2011 at 1:49 am | | Reply

    lmao 2:30 “Biden admits he expected to be president by now”

  4. mnbfavor
    mnbfavor
    August 2, 2011 at 2:19 am | | Reply

    If Pro Is Opposite Of Con, Then What Is The Opposite Of Progress??

  5. ThemVaiders
    ThemVaiders
    August 2, 2011 at 2:21 am | | Reply

    lol ” Marijuana use down among those who use crystal meth”
    at 1:58 hahaha

  6. halodorklive
    halodorklive
    August 2, 2011 at 3:07 am | | Reply

    2:25

    New drug to make heart attacks 60% more enjoyable.

  7. brandi2cute4u001
    brandi2cute4u001
    August 2, 2011 at 3:10 am | | Reply

    @RougeJonin and i find it funnier that you try to insult me, even though you don’t know me. first off, i’m not 13. and even if i was “some retarted 13 year old girl,” how would i be able to get a job?? lol. you really are an idiot. i was having a dull afternoon. thanks for giving me something/someone to laugh at.

  8. WatchmenDrManhattan
    WatchmenDrManhattan
    August 2, 2011 at 4:07 am | | Reply

    This is so funny it’s almost true

  9. RougeJonin
    RougeJonin
    August 2, 2011 at 4:10 am | | Reply

    @brandi2cute4u001 I find it funny that some retarded 13 year old girl thinks she can talk to me like an intellectual, go back to braiding your hair and worrying about boys, future mass murderer? are you really so ignorant that you can assume you know anyone by what they post on youtube? pull your head out of your ass, try getting a job, and stop being a fugly little troll, a little makeup goes along way, now go cry into your pillow because you’re lonely.

  10. brandi2cute4u001
    brandi2cute4u001
    August 2, 2011 at 5:02 am | | Reply

    @RougeJonin well unlike you, i’m not up everyone’s asses, paying attention to when ppl wrote posts. now, if you’re done being a future mass murderer, go back to playing halo

  11. MaricaAmbrosius
    MaricaAmbrosius
    August 2, 2011 at 5:11 am | | Reply

    Onion newscasts = good
    But the subtitles on this one are not only in the way, but they are inaccurate.

    PS. I’ll admit that the inaccuracies are probably on purpose.

  12. NickoliLion
    NickoliLion
    August 2, 2011 at 5:38 am | | Reply

    Has anyone noticed that nearly every onion video has a top comment mentioning Fox News?

  13. FlingerOfPud
    FlingerOfPud
    August 2, 2011 at 6:24 am | | Reply

    @brotheralex1 More accurate than all mainstream news outlets.

  14. sicilied
    sicilied
    August 2, 2011 at 6:25 am | | Reply

    @sicilied lmao I so didnt write that in english that i remeber hahahahahaha. I must have been sleeping this day wtf hahahahaha

  15. lavalampheaven
    lavalampheaven
    August 2, 2011 at 6:29 am | | Reply

    On the ticker: “a new drug to make heart attacks 60% more enjoyable” xD

  16. larrydowden
    larrydowden
    August 2, 2011 at 7:00 am | | Reply

    Lol, too funny and too true. Toss the whole lot of them out.

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